The chefs of the Hyper Kitchen are doing a yeoman's job of making this blog the very best of the internet. We have quite a few things simmering away, and the management thought it'd be a good idea to offer a taste of things to come. So, harnessing the power of Science, we have sundered the fourth-dimensional veil and reveal the shadowy specter of Things to Come.
Expect these special features:
-The History of TV Creature Feature Hosts!
-The world's smartest man, and why we're all doomed!
-The full story behind the missing 7,600lb nuclear bomb!
-Stan Ridgway: how David Lynch and Yogi Bear inspired this famous musician!
-Radio doctor John Brinkley and his promise of extended life and vitality through xenotransplantation!
-The man with three ears!
-Maila Nurmi: the life of a Hollywood vampire!
-The imminent technological singularity (or "Robopocalypse Now")!
-How Superman ended World War II!
-The cinematic car-accident that is Blood of Ghastly Horror!
-What is the mystery of...KLEE?!
And so much more! Tell your friends and neighbors!