Despite our strict no-rats policy in the Hyper Kitchen (we live or die by the health code), this particular creature from European folklore is too grotesque to ignore.
Behold the ghastly Rat King, originating from medieval Europe. During that age, cities were astonishingly filthy places. No street was left uncovered with sewage and garbage. Naturally, rats thrived in such an environment. According to Dutch, Germanic, and Scandinavian folklore, rats occasionally got their tails inextricably tangled and mangled together. The collective rat tails fused to each other as they healed, creating a pack of rats that were physically joined and operated like a single organism. They were called Rat Kings. It seems highly unlikely that anyone had to flee from some frenzied glob of rabid rats, as the phenomena was never officially documented. Various mummified Rat Kings remain on display in museums, but the consensus is that they're just the product of some"creative taxidermy."
Born and raised in the glow-in-the-dark environment of Utopia City, Gordon Monday was trained by a trio of mysterious monks and sent back to the 21st century on a secret mission. When not on the case, Monday is the executive chef at the Hyper Kitchen. His devotion to the Kitchen leaves him with little free time...although he does like to indulge in playing basketball and tending to his ant farm.
Our prayers are with him!
Behold the ghastly rat king.
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