Knowing is Half the Battle

According to our sources, the most common keyword searches that have lead people to the hallowed halls of the Hyper-Kitchen have been

1. "Men's leopard print speedos"
2. "Leopard print speedos"
3. "Animal print speedos"

We at the Kitchen are proud to have dominated the all-important male jungle-themed-speedo-enthusiast demographic and hope that we parlay this accomplishment to ever greater readership.