It's been only twenty-three minutes since the Hyper Kitchen's first post, and already to public reaction has been astounding. Our inboxes have been drowned in over five million letters of thunderous praise and we don't mind telling you that we are currently negotiating the Hyper Kitchen movie rights.
Some of you may be worrying that all this new found fame and glory will result in our total corruption, but we cannot disagree more vehemently. Without you little people, the cultural phenonomenon of the Hyper Kitchen could not be possible and in our gratitude we post this picture of a proud, American astronaut.
Born and raised in the glow-in-the-dark environment of Utopia City, Gordon Monday was trained by a trio of mysterious monks and sent back to the 21st century on a secret mission. When not on the case, Monday is the executive chef at the Hyper Kitchen. His devotion to the Kitchen leaves him with little free time...although he does like to indulge in playing basketball and tending to his ant farm.
Our prayers are with him!
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