Dawn of Man or Hero of the Beach?

The origin of humankind has been a point of contention for as long as we've had the capacity for introspection. Throughout history, adherents of wildly contradictory explanations have locked horns and even in today's modern times it remains a touchy subject. In spite of all this, scientific inquiry had shed light on humanity's humble beginnings and there is a general consensus concerning our development and our shared heritage with other primates. It is basically acknowledged that homo sapiens are descended from hominids that (for reasons still under debate) departed from the trees to the tall grasses of the savannah. In evolutionary terms, that really got the ball rolling.

Because we're dealing with events from a unknowably distant period in Earth's history, all we can do is make informed conjecture based upon fossil evidence. Our knowledge of man's development is far from complete, and certain behavioral and physical traits still require explanation. Over the decades, various theories invariably come forward to fill these gaps. Some are carefully considered and firmly based upon observation of available data. Others are decidedly strange. The Aquatic Ape Hypothesis, which holds that modern man evolved from an amphibious hominid, belongs firmly in the latter category.

Here's the skinny: the idea first surfaced in 1930, when a British marine biologist named Alistair Hardy reasoned that man's ancestors were shoved from the trees by our competitive ape cousins and these proto-humans took to the shores to feed upon the shellfish. Eventually they adapted to their watery environment, and the vestiges of these adaptations can still be seen in modern humans. Not yet a credentialed scientist, Hardy was apprehensive about divulging his theory to the world and waited until 1960, in which he detailed his unique hypothesis to a meeting of British Sub-Aqua Club, subsequently publishing his lecture in the pages of New Scientist magazine.

The idea was immediately controversial. However, Hardy's theory did have its proponents, one being BBC television screen-writer Elaine Morgan. Morgan was convinced that the accepted theories about humanity's early days were born out of a male-dominated scientific world and failed to answer crucial questions because they were inherently sexist. In 1967, she read about Hardy's theory in its brief mention in The Naked Ape by Desmond Norris. Morgan was taken with the idea and became the theory's principle advocate.

Morgan asserts that the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis offers explanations for man's upright posture and general lack of hair, among other traits and condemns the paleontologist community for narrow-mindedness and conservatism. Still, the hypothesis hasn't won any major interest in the past forty years among serious scientists, primarily due to the crucial lack of supporting evidence. The skeletal remains of these water-loving ancestors were apparently carried off by the waves, as zero fossils have ever been discovered that corroborate with the theory. Additionally (and this will come as no surprise to anyone) modern aquatic and semi-aquatic mammals are remarkably different from humans in their design. With our long limbs and non-webbed hands, we make comparatively mediocre swimmers. If we ever had an aquatic stage, we'd look more like dolphins....which is a somewhat terrifying thought.

Elaine Morgan continues to write about the Aquatic Ape subject and deliver lectures at UK universities. We can't help but feel somewhat sad about her long, thankless mission. Frankly, her theory just doesn't hold water.

Would you like to know more?

-Watch this video of Elaine Morgan discussing hear theories

-Read this critique of Elaine Morgan's book The Scars of Evolution

-Watch the BBC documentary on the subject, The Aquatic Ape

Trapped in a World Before Later On

Transhumanism.

You've heard about it.

Perhaps done a little experimenting while in college.

But it's time you learned the true beef, the real dirt behind the philosophy of engineered evolution.


Transhumanism is this idea that the human form is merely a transitory phase in a greater evolutionary game-plan, and that it is the obligation of mankind to seize the available technology for the use of creating faster, stronger, bigger, and better Post-Human forms.

The notion has become especially vogue of late, amongst the self-proclaimed futurists and esoteric academics of the world, due to continual advances in genetics and cybernetics. Truthfully, however, there's nothing new or especially futuristic about it. Transhumanism is little more than a new iteration of the desire to be more than human, something people have been obsessed with since the dawn of civilization. The originator of the term was a man named Fereidoun Esfandiary (born 1930), a former Olympic athlete, professor at the New School of New York during the mid-sixties, and author of books with such wonderfully pulpy titles as his 1989 release Are You a Transhuman?: Monitoring and Stimulating Your Personal Rate of Growth in a Rapidly Changing World.

Esfandiary famously proclaimed that he was a " 21st century person who was accidentally launched in the 20th." He postulated that inevitable technological and societal progression would enable people to transform themselves into androgynous immortals. Sex would be a thing of the past, and reproduction would be done entirely by mechanically-assisted means. All traditions and customs would be jettisoned, culled to make way for a new global mega-culture.

He eventually changed his name to FM 2030, deciding that names were merely collectivist labels, and therefore had no place in the dawning of Transhumanist era. Esfandiary chose the suffix of 2030 because he theorized that this would be the year that Post-Humanity would be fully achieved, and he further asserted that he would live to see it, despite that he would be 100 years old.

Esfandiary died on July 8th, 2000, of cancer. He had at last reached the twenty-first century, only to discover that it fell woefully short of his expectations.